Just some more of Sam Malone and his mad coordinating skills, but that’s not really what I want to talk about. Look at that office! 
Sam’s office is a magical place. Like what is that taxidermy on the floor by his feet? I’m not exactly Little Miss. Nature over here, but it just seems off to me. The face seems moose like, the antlers deer like, and I am so confused. It’s probably a deer, that just feels more likely. Or maybe an elk? Elks are things, things with antlers. 
Between the ski’s, the wine, the unknown wildlife and the Red Sox memorabilia, I am beginning to believe that there isn’t anything you CANT find in Sam’s office. That sucker is truly like the Room Of Requirement. 

Just some more of Sam Malone and his mad coordinating skills, but that’s not really what I want to talk about. Look at that office! 

Sam’s office is a magical place. Like what is that taxidermy on the floor by his feet? I’m not exactly Little Miss. Nature over here, but it just seems off to me. The face seems moose like, the antlers deer like, and I am so confused. It’s probably a deer, that just feels more likely. Or maybe an elk? Elks are things, things with antlers. 

Between the ski’s, the wine, the unknown wildlife and the Red Sox memorabilia, I am beginning to believe that there isn’t anything you CANT find in Sam’s office. That sucker is truly like the Room Of Requirement. 

Sam Malone is such a trendsetter in his classic New Balance trainers. What a fashionable guy. It’s so directional! 
Diane owns two buffalo check black and white dresses, which is both surprising and not surprising at the same time, and also makes me really want to go on a picnic. 
The woman in the background is shamelessly checking out Sam’s ass and desperately wishing some would notice her layered sweater/vest combo, that she spent HOURS putting together. 
Just an average night at Cheers! 

Sam Malone is such a trendsetter in his classic New Balance trainers. What a fashionable guy. It’s so directional! 

Diane owns two buffalo check black and white dresses, which is both surprising and not surprising at the same time, and also makes me really want to go on a picnic. 

The woman in the background is shamelessly checking out Sam’s ass and desperately wishing some would notice her layered sweater/vest combo, that she spent HOURS putting together. 

Just an average night at Cheers! 

Diane really doesn’t think it’s a big deal at all that Sam Malone’s vest problem is apparently contagious. “Come you guys, it’s just one vest, I don’t see what all this fuss is about it,” she seems to be thinking. She has been blinded by The Vest. They have taken over. 
Sam Malone is growing increasingly alarmed at this state of affairs, because vests are like totally his thing. 

Diane really doesn’t think it’s a big deal at all that Sam Malone’s vest problem is apparently contagious. “Come you guys, it’s just one vest, I don’t see what all this fuss is about it,” she seems to be thinking. She has been blinded by The Vest. They have taken over. 

Sam Malone is growing increasingly alarmed at this state of affairs, because vests are like totally his thing. 

Sometimes I become convinced that I have seen a particular striped, collared rugby shirt before, only to discover that it is in fact a new one, that is simply very similar. Sometimes they are so similar. that they strike me as almost Frankensteinian rebuilds. The color combo from this shirt, the collar from that one, a pocket from over here, the stripe pattern from this one, add some hair mouse and the sound of baseball fans cheering from Fenway Park and presto — It’s Alive! 
Although, even if this one had been a repeat, I still would have brought it to you. Look at Sam, clutching that pole thinking of all the failed attempts, pining for all the glorious rugby shirts that are never to be. As usually though, thinking about his awesome hair takes some of the sting away. 

Sometimes I become convinced that I have seen a particular striped, collared rugby shirt before, only to discover that it is in fact a new one, that is simply very similar. Sometimes they are so similar. that they strike me as almost Frankensteinian rebuilds. The color combo from this shirt, the collar from that one, a pocket from over here, the stripe pattern from this one, add some hair mouse and the sound of baseball fans cheering from Fenway Park and presto — It’s Alive! 

Although, even if this one had been a repeat, I still would have brought it to you. Look at Sam, clutching that pole thinking of all the failed attempts, pining for all the glorious rugby shirts that are never to be. As usually though, thinking about his awesome hair takes some of the sting away. 

"But see Diane, It’s like I’ve been trying tell you, you can coordinate your separates without getting totally matchy-matchy." 

"But see Diane, It’s like I’ve been trying tell you, you can coordinate your separates without getting totally matchy-matchy." 

"Hey you, yeah you in the back, what do you think of this new plaid shirt? Do you think the two front stripes are too evenly spaced? Is it too square (in geometric shape terms, not style, obviously), to really be considered plaid? Am I reading too much into this? Do you think Diane will like it?" 

"Hey you, yeah you in the back, what do you think of this new plaid shirt? Do you think the two front stripes are too evenly spaced? Is it too square (in geometric shape terms, not style, obviously), to really be considered plaid? Am I reading too much into this? Do you think Diane will like it?" 

Sam Malone and Diane Chambers are so done with your shit.
Do. Not. Even. Try. Them. Right. Now. 

Sam Malone and Diane Chambers are so done with your shit.

Do. Not. Even. Try. Them. Right. Now. 

I am on record as disliking this fishing vest. Yet; against my will, against my reason, and even against my character, I find myself warming to it. I want so badly to keep hating it, life was easier that way, things were clear - fishing vests were bad, and reversible jackets were good, it was something to hold onto in the crazy changing world we live in. But now I find even that is no guarantee, sometimes the fishing vest IS good.

You can tell Sam and I are on the page about this, at first it troubled him, confused him, made him question stuff, but then he did all you can do in this situation - embrace the fishing vest, it will set you free.

Embrace. The. Fishing. Vest.  

The hipster-three-musketeers-shirt is becoming a Sam Malone wardrobe staple. I am not sure whether i take comfort in being able to say that, or if it horrifies me. Either way it’s true.

I absolutely don’t take any comfort, any at all, from the fact the hipster-three-musketeers-shirt is paired with those green pants, they totally clash with the colors of the shirt. Normally I would have no beef with the green pants. 

Also, i have come to the conclusion that Sam only owns one belt. 

Today’s lesson in how to have a meaningful, thoughtful, and respectful argument with your significant other is brought to you by Sam Malone and Diane Chambers. Remember to open with with the thumbs in the ear/tongue out position; it is a classic, and there is a reason why it has lasted as long as it has. Armpit farting is, as you know, another time honored tradition. Of course once you get these preliminaries out of the way sometimes a mutual nose grab is the only way to really express your thoughts and feelings in healthy way. 

I’m giving this one to Diane though, she wins with the age old technique of dressing for the part. Her dress and blazer combo really shows that the put thought and consideration into this. In his usual ensemble of striped rugby shirt and jeans, Sam is showing that he just isn’t on the same level.