Yes Sam Malone, as hard it may be to believe, that hat does make you look stupid. Try not to worry yourself to much about it, it’s just a hat, it comes off. 
I’m not sure what to make of the fact that on occasion, Sam actually takes his fishing vest fishing. On the one hand, it’s nice to know it has a purpose and meaningful life outside of just being a fashion statement. On the other hand, maybe I liked it better before it was just another place for Sam Malone to keep his bait and tackle?  

Yes Sam Malone, as hard it may be to believe, that hat does make you look stupid. Try not to worry yourself to much about it, it’s just a hat, it comes off. 

I’m not sure what to make of the fact that on occasion, Sam actually takes his fishing vest fishing. On the one hand, it’s nice to know it has a purpose and meaningful life outside of just being a fashion statement. On the other hand, maybe I liked it better before it was just another place for Sam Malone to keep his bait and tackle?  

"Seriously, don’t even start bro"  
Sam Malone doesn’t give a shit what you think about his Easter-graph-paper-plaid shirt. And NOR should he. It is wonderful. 

"Seriously, don’t even start bro"  

Sam Malone doesn’t give a shit what you think about his Easter-graph-paper-plaid shirt. And NOR should he. It is wonderful. 

Diane Chambers and Sam Malone cannot believe that they didn’t get first place at the Boston Plaid Shirt and Square Dancing Competition. They trained for weeks. They carefully chose plaids that would compliment one another without being too similar or clashing. 
Diane is convinced the whole thing was rigged. 

Diane Chambers and Sam Malone cannot believe that they didn’t get first place at the Boston Plaid Shirt and Square Dancing Competition. They trained for weeks. They carefully chose plaids that would compliment one another without being too similar or clashing. 

Diane is convinced the whole thing was rigged. 

Just some more of Sam Malone and his mad coordinating skills, but that’s not really what I want to talk about. Look at that office! 
Sam’s office is a magical place. Like what is that taxidermy on the floor by his feet? I’m not exactly Little Miss. Nature over here, but it just seems off to me. The face seems moose like, the antlers deer like, and I am so confused. It’s probably a deer, that just feels more likely. Or maybe an elk? Elks are things, things with antlers. 
Between the ski’s, the wine, the unknown wildlife and the Red Sox memorabilia, I am beginning to believe that there isn’t anything you CANT find in Sam’s office. That sucker is truly like the Room Of Requirement. 

Just some more of Sam Malone and his mad coordinating skills, but that’s not really what I want to talk about. Look at that office! 

Sam’s office is a magical place. Like what is that taxidermy on the floor by his feet? I’m not exactly Little Miss. Nature over here, but it just seems off to me. The face seems moose like, the antlers deer like, and I am so confused. It’s probably a deer, that just feels more likely. Or maybe an elk? Elks are things, things with antlers. 

Between the ski’s, the wine, the unknown wildlife and the Red Sox memorabilia, I am beginning to believe that there isn’t anything you CANT find in Sam’s office. That sucker is truly like the Room Of Requirement. 

Sam Malone is such a trendsetter in his classic New Balance trainers. What a fashionable guy. It’s so directional! 
Diane owns two buffalo check black and white dresses, which is both surprising and not surprising at the same time, and also makes me really want to go on a picnic. 
The woman in the background is shamelessly checking out Sam’s ass and desperately wishing some would notice her layered sweater/vest combo, that she spent HOURS putting together. 
Just an average night at Cheers! 

Sam Malone is such a trendsetter in his classic New Balance trainers. What a fashionable guy. It’s so directional! 

Diane owns two buffalo check black and white dresses, which is both surprising and not surprising at the same time, and also makes me really want to go on a picnic. 

The woman in the background is shamelessly checking out Sam’s ass and desperately wishing some would notice her layered sweater/vest combo, that she spent HOURS putting together. 

Just an average night at Cheers! 

Diane really doesn’t think it’s a big deal at all that Sam Malone’s vest problem is apparently contagious. “Come you guys, it’s just one vest, I don’t see what all this fuss is about it,” she seems to be thinking. She has been blinded by The Vest. They have taken over. 
Sam Malone is growing increasingly alarmed at this state of affairs, because vests are like totally his thing. 

Diane really doesn’t think it’s a big deal at all that Sam Malone’s vest problem is apparently contagious. “Come you guys, it’s just one vest, I don’t see what all this fuss is about it,” she seems to be thinking. She has been blinded by The Vest. They have taken over. 

Sam Malone is growing increasingly alarmed at this state of affairs, because vests are like totally his thing. 

Sometimes I become convinced that I have seen a particular striped, collared rugby shirt before, only to discover that it is in fact a new one, that is simply very similar. Sometimes they are so similar. that they strike me as almost Frankensteinian rebuilds. The color combo from this shirt, the collar from that one, a pocket from over here, the stripe pattern from this one, add some hair mouse and the sound of baseball fans cheering from Fenway Park and presto — It’s Alive! 
Although, even if this one had been a repeat, I still would have brought it to you. Look at Sam, clutching that pole thinking of all the failed attempts, pining for all the glorious rugby shirts that are never to be. As usually though, thinking about his awesome hair takes some of the sting away. 

Sometimes I become convinced that I have seen a particular striped, collared rugby shirt before, only to discover that it is in fact a new one, that is simply very similar. Sometimes they are so similar. that they strike me as almost Frankensteinian rebuilds. The color combo from this shirt, the collar from that one, a pocket from over here, the stripe pattern from this one, add some hair mouse and the sound of baseball fans cheering from Fenway Park and presto — It’s Alive! 

Although, even if this one had been a repeat, I still would have brought it to you. Look at Sam, clutching that pole thinking of all the failed attempts, pining for all the glorious rugby shirts that are never to be. As usually though, thinking about his awesome hair takes some of the sting away. 

"But see Diane, It’s like I’ve been trying tell you, you can coordinate your separates without getting totally matchy-matchy." 

"But see Diane, It’s like I’ve been trying tell you, you can coordinate your separates without getting totally matchy-matchy." 

"Hey you, yeah you in the back, what do you think of this new plaid shirt? Do you think the two front stripes are too evenly spaced? Is it too square (in geometric shape terms, not style, obviously), to really be considered plaid? Am I reading too much into this? Do you think Diane will like it?" 

"Hey you, yeah you in the back, what do you think of this new plaid shirt? Do you think the two front stripes are too evenly spaced? Is it too square (in geometric shape terms, not style, obviously), to really be considered plaid? Am I reading too much into this? Do you think Diane will like it?" 

Sam Malone and Diane Chambers are so done with your shit.
Do. Not. Even. Try. Them. Right. Now. 

Sam Malone and Diane Chambers are so done with your shit.

Do. Not. Even. Try. Them. Right. Now.