I am on record as disliking this fishing vest. Yet; against my will, against my reason, and even against my character, I find myself warming to it. I want so badly to keep hating it, life was easier that way, things were clear - fishing vests were bad, and reversible jackets were good, it was something to hold onto in the crazy changing world we live in. But now I find even that is no guarantee, sometimes the fishing vest IS good.
You can tell Sam and I are on the page about this, at first it troubled him, confused him, made him question stuff, but then he did all you can do in this situation - embrace the fishing vest, it will set you free.
Embrace. The. Fishing. Vest.